Taylor Swift has numerous issues that individuals will be envious of — cash, fame, expertise, weight within the trade, the flexibility to put on crimson lipstick with out trying like a doofus, and so forth. However amongst these issues are nice posture, which I first observed on 1989’s launch day means again in 2014.
It was Oct. 27, and the ~iconic~ album had stuffed our pre-orders eight hours earlier than. Taylor was on“Good Morning America,” sporting a peter pan collar, a shinily coiffed bob and neat black pumps, her legs crossed as she abruptly smashed a fly between her fingers. Do you keep in mind this?
Her posture throughout each interview within the 1989 period regarded as such — other than the fly incident — legs gently crossed, again straighter than grownup Forrest Gump and her lips in an ideal purse.
Say goodbye to this TS:
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Now have a look at her! She’s acquired the poise of a wax determine!
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In case you suppose I’m being ridiculous, you’re most likely right. However I’m not the one one which has taken discover of Taylor’s posture earlier than. Followers appear fairly divided about it on Twitter:
Only a quick disclaimer earlier than we start: I’ve all the time thought the over-analyzation of ladies’s appearances was distasteful and sexist, however this isn’t that. Swift retains a cautious eye on her picture, and that is simply one of many methods she guards her sleek composure.
Yeah, she all the time lets unfastened (it wouldn’t be an award present with out a clumsy Taylor dance), however you gotta admit, Swift actually can pull it collectively. She will be able to go 100 to zero actual fast.
She’s a human statue.
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An IRL figurine.
It’s like she practices with a bucket of water on her head.
Have a look at the way in which she handles awards.
Severely, her hand is sort of a robotic extension.
She has fingers to delicately deal with any accolade.
Don’t even get me began on the best way she holds her purse.
Throughout interviews, she’s all the time sitting up straight.
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*Locations palms comfortably in lap*
At awards exhibits? Poised AF.
Even throughout basketball video games, chatting it up with Ben Stiller, she is poised.
How can one be so poised? Illuminati?