16 Instances Taylor Swift’s Posture Was Almost Inhuman

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Taylor Swift has numerous issues that individuals will be envious of — cash, fame, expertise, weight within the trade, the flexibility to put on crimson lipstick with out trying like a doofus, and so forth. However amongst these issues are nice posture, which I first observed on 1989’s launch day means again in 2014.

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It was Oct. 27, and the ~iconic~ album had stuffed our pre-orders eight hours earlier than. Taylor was on“Good Morning America,” sporting a peter pan collar, a shinily coiffed bob and neat black pumps, her legs crossed as she abruptly smashed a fly between her fingers. Do you keep in mind this?

Her posture throughout each interview within the 1989 period regarded as such — other than the fly incident — legs gently crossed, again straighter than grownup Forrest Gump and her lips in an ideal purse.

Say goodbye to this TS:

THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO -- Episode 3936 -- Pictured: (l-r) Singer Taylor Swift and comedian Dane Cook during an interview with host Jay Leno on November 22, 2010 (Photo by Paul Drinkwater/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

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Now have a look at her! She’s acquired the poise of a wax determine!

BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 18: A new wax figure of Taylor Swift is presented at Madame Tussauds on December 18, 2015 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images)

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In case you suppose I’m being ridiculous, you’re most likely right. However I’m not the one one which has taken discover of Taylor’s posture earlier than. Followers appear fairly divided about it on Twitter:

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Only a quick disclaimer earlier than we start: I’ve all the time thought the over-analyzation of ladies’s appearances was distasteful and sexist, however this isn’t that. Swift retains a cautious eye on her picture, and that is simply one of many methods she guards her sleek composure.

Yeah, she all the time lets unfastened (it wouldn’t be an award present with out a clumsy Taylor dance), however you gotta admit, Swift actually can pull it collectively. She will be able to go 100 to zero actual fast.

  • She’s a human statue.

  • WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 02: Taylor Swift attends the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter on March 2, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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  • An IRL figurine.

  • LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 07: Recording artist Taylor Swift attends the Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons honoring Martin Bandier at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on February 7, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lester Cohen/WireImage)
  • It’s like she practices with a bucket of water on her head.

  • LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 08: Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift speaks onstage during The 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards at the STAPLES Center on February 8, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/WireImage)
  • Have a look at the way in which she handles awards.

  • ARLINGTON, TX - APRIL 19: Honoree Taylor Swift (holding the 50th Anniversary Milestone Award) poses backstage at the 50th Academy of Country Music Awards at AT&T Stadium on April 19, 2015 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Larry Busacca/ACM2015/Getty Images for dcp)
  • Severely, her hand is sort of a robotic extension.

  • attends the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcasted live on NBC from The Shrine Auditorium on March 29, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
  • She has fingers to delicately deal with any accolade.

  • LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 23: Singer Taylor Swift attends the press room at the 42nd Annual American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on November 23, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
  • Don’t even get me began on the best way she holds her purse.

  • NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 19: Taylor Swift is seen in New York City on December 19, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
  • Throughout interviews, she’s all the time sitting up straight.

  • LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS -- Episode 088 -- Pictured: Singer Taylor Swift during an interview on August 14, 2014 -- (Photo by: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
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  • HOW?!?

  • THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0107 -- Pictured: (l-r) Musician Taylor Swift during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon on August 13, 2014 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
  • *Locations palms comfortably in lap*

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  • Really wonderful.

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  • At awards exhibits? Poised AF.

  • LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 18: Singer Taylor Swift at the 40th American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on November 18, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/AMA2012/Getty Images for AMA)
  • POISED.

  • LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 09: Taylor Swift in the audience during 2013 People's Choice Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on January 9, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
  • POISED.

  • onstage during the 50th Academy Of Country Music Awards at AT&T Stadium on April 19, 2015 in Arlington, Texas.
  • POISED.

  • ARLINGTON, TX - APRIL 19: (L-R) Taylor Swift, Cassidy Black and Dierks Bentley during the 50th Academy Of Country Music Awards at AT&T Stadium on April 19, 2015 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Michael Buckner/ACM2015/Getty Images for dcp)
  • Even throughout basketball video games, chatting it up with Ben Stiller, she is poised.

  • NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 29: Taylor Swift sits next to Karlie Kloss and Ben Stiller during a game between the New York Knicks and Chicago Bulls at Madison Square Garden on October 29, 2014 in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Alex Goodlett/Getty Images)

How can one be so poised? Illuminati?

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