SPENCER PRATT AND HEIDI MONTAG
Apparently nonetheless on once more, off once more after a divorce, Heidi actually isn’t that unhealthy, however Spencer is a horrible human being. It’s apparent that he has pulled Heidi down previously and it will be for greatest if Heidi realized that and dumped this scummy loser for good.
BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER
These two are simply gross. After they’re collectively, they all the time look so g–d— blissful and so they flash round their stunning, glad youngsters and in the end, it simply pisses everybody moreover them off. Jennifer Lopez had a stint with Affleck and this second Jennifer shouldn’t be significantly better.
KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST
Each of those individuals are actually simply the worst. They play on the drama centered lives of American TV spuds they usually take zero accountability for his or her place in society. Kim by no means did something to deserve notoriety anyway, and previous to intensive cosmetic surgery, was not something particular to have a look at, both. Kanye has been on a PR suicide mission by bombing the spots of award winners all over the place. Collectively, they made a video that was in all probability higher as a parody when James Franco and Seth Rogan rubbed one another sweetly, (so it was dangerous). Possibly it’s finest in the event that they keep aside…
ANY COUPLE WITH TAYLOR SWIFT IN IT
Taylor Swift has overtly mentioned that she writes songs about boys in her life and the specifics of her relationships. She has additionally been by way of sufficient cute, bald-faced boys to be thought-about the neighborhood doorknob (everybody will get a flip). Any man that winds up with Taylor Swift higher know upfront that they’re not going to be along with her for lengthy, and there’s in all probability going to be a extremely reducing pop hit in regards to the relationship not lengthy after it breaks up.
RYAN REYNOLDS AND BLAKE LIVELY
Okay. So that is in all probability rooted in quite a lot of jealousy from each sexes. Every of those individuals are lovely and they’re all the time clearly in love at social capabilities. It’s one other couple that nearly makes you sick over how completely happy they’re, however their nice seems and allure one way or the other overtake that sentiment. Additionally they tend to be a bit stiff when collectively – perhaps a little bit of single life would loosen them up!
ASHLEE SIMPSON AND EVAN ROSS
So Ashlee Simpson shot her profession within the face when she was caught lip syncing. Diana Ross’s son, Evan, was the over-the-top homosexual fashionista that outfitted Katniss along with her cool flames within the Starvation Video games. Collectively, they’re lower than spectacular, but someway they appear to hog up the social features of Hollywood and obtain way more consideration than they’re due.
BEYONCE AND JAY-Z
Speak about yesterday’s information. A rapper who doesn’t rap anymore? A singer previous her prime, churning out dog-s— high quality, pre-fabricated songs for the sake of the almighty greenback? Put them collectively and so they’ll really consider that they’re the King and Queen of New York. Plus the newest information of Beyonce’s sister beating on Jay-Z and screaming at him in an elevator… One thing tells us that there’s a extra “Ray Rice” factor to this relationship than we’re being instructed…
JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD
On a really private stage, this entry is completely as a result of Amber Heard needs to be out there, in the marketplace, able to make the hopes and goals of different males all over the place a actuality. She is an Adonis in each approach and he or she is 23 years youthful than Johnny Depp, too. Not that that issues, in fact, as a result of… it’s Johnny Depp. He’s going to be 80 years previous and nonetheless courting 20 12 months outdated fashions.
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS
Perfection to sickening proportions. These two are all the time out within the scene – they go to sporting occasions often they usually pair so effectively collectively that it’s truly nauseating. We collectively have seen sufficient cute-sy love between them throughout That 70’s Present to final a lifetime – now that the connection is actual life, it’s twice as gross.
JEFF GOLDBLUM AND EMILIE LIVINGSTON
Whereas very cool in Jurassic Park and Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum has misplaced a little bit of his superstar spark. Lately featured in Flats.com commercials speaking about polygons and snails, it’s apparent that a man can solely trip on, “Quicker. Sooner. Should go sooner,” for thus lengthy. What’s much more wonderful is that he proposed to her in a Hardware Retailer and she or he nonetheless mentioned sure. I assume that’s what occurs when nationwide identify recognition and an entry into the next tier of fame determine they wish to marry you – it doesn’t matter the place, how or why, JUST SAY YES! Blugh. Gross.
JENNIFER ANISTON AND JUSTIN THEROUX
Jennifer Aniston continues to be beautiful and he or she’s taken a step again from dedicated relationships. Nonetheless, she is courting Justin Theroux steadily and it’s type of a disgrace. She’s been touting her single life and elegance for lengthy sufficient that it’s disappointing to see her settling down with somebody. Both manner, it appears extra focus is on Brad and Angelina anyway, however Jennifer Aniston is certainly a lifeless horny stoner chick that will be higher available on the market for single males to court docket.
JASON SUDEIKIS AND OLIVIA WILDE
Individually, these two could also be tolerable, however once they’re collectively, they’re so stiff and disinterested that it brings the whole room down round them. They don’t present that spark of real love that Mila and Ashton do, (although it’s gross) and nor do they honestly captivate consideration. All in all? Ho-hum, boring.
VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM
These two consider that they’re the Golden God Couple of Hollywood, however they’re so off level. Posh is a reminiscence – a figment of the creativeness that sooner or later in the course of the 90’s, the Spice Ladies existed. Beckham performed soccer. That’s nice and attention-grabbing, however the truth that he doesn’t play anymore form of kills his celeb. Leonel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo… now these are names floating round in soccer…